That is exactly how I feel right now. I'v been home for a week, have not gotten over the exhaustion from my vacation, and greatly desire a quick blow to the head with a blunt, solid object, if only for the sake of being knocked out.

I can't write. I'm antsy. I'm tired but not sleepy. My neck and back hurt. I have no idea why.

Will somebody take pity on this poor, unfortunate soul?